Ro Lan Do

 * This is a made up art form. Please enjoy our humorous description.

* This is a made up art form. Please enjoy our humorous description.

 
 

Deep in the mountains of caucasia a most devastating of fighting styles was born.  "Twas nearly two score ago that I birthed the little bastard," his mother recalls. "Who knew that the incessant nagging and whining of the child were really the beginnings of a diabolical strategy contained in a devastating martial art?"

Rooted soundly in the philosophy that any opponent, once sufficiently irritated, will make a plethora of fatal errors and may even poop a little, Ro Lan Do took Oahu by storm.  "I've never before seen so many deserving groins pounded by the same foot" one former coworker exclaimed.  

Rarely taught in the lower 48 due to a bizarre propensity for student self immolation, classes in Ro Lan Do are sporadically offered in the Flying Tortoise flame retardant padded bunker, kitty corner to the cryogenically frozen head of Kurt Thomas.

 

For more information, please contact Joey: joey@flyingtortoise.org